Post by Samual on May 10, 2014 7:41:38 GMT
Come now children, and listen to the story I have to tell. One of giggles, and belly laughs.
A long long time ago, in a kingdom far far away called Birmingham, Alabama, there once was this magical place known as Legion Comics. And on the 1st and 3rd Saturday of each month, quite the spectacle could be seen at night in the parking lot there of. On these nights, a phenomenon known as a LARP could be seen taking place there. Over 80 people coming together, one hobby in mind. To play in the World of Darkness.
One of these people, a slim little man known as Elmo (no real names, to protect the innocent and all.) created one such a creature. One that would go down in history, local and abroad to thoes in the know. This, my friends, was the creature known as Tillulia Thunderpussy.
Now, Tillulia was not your typical creature of the night. Among the Vampires, Werewolves, will working Magi, Hunters, and even a single Mummy, the Fae truly stood out. Among these Fair Folk, that was where Tillulia called home. Now, for thoes that do not know, the Fae survive on imagination for lack of a better term. Glamour they call it. The stuff of dreams, literally.
Tillulia was from the Kith (Family, like clans or tribes) of Troll's. Troll's are quite the proud people mind you, and some of them love to fight. They have Titan's strength. And they are big. And usually blue. As in skin color, not in attitude. The difference tho, is Tillulia was a cross dresser. Now I know, I know, it is a bit of a shock. The idea of an 8 foot tall blue skinned person that could bench press most compact cars in a dress and a wig might mess with some folks, but Tillulia actually pulled it off quite well.
I think my favorite thing tho, is the nickname we had for Tillulia. One night, we all had a gathering. Yes, all of us. Leeches, puppies, faries... all of us. Save for the Hunters, cause, well... fuck them. But when the Prince walked in, a Toreador none the less, he spied Tillulia standing there, in her armor (did I mention she was a Knight of the local Fae leader?) he spied Tillulia standing there, looking "AB FAB!!" as the Prince put it, he walked right up to Tillulia, slapped him on the ass and proclaimed admist all of the supernaturals of the city "I swear Tilly, I could just eat you up!!"
And this is why our Quarter master will, forever live in my mind's eye, be an 8 foot tall blue skinned cross dressing Troll.
Ooh, and did I mention Tillulia's weapon of choice? It was a 3 foot long double ended dildo... that smacked for agg. Don't ask.
A long long time ago, in a kingdom far far away called Birmingham, Alabama, there once was this magical place known as Legion Comics. And on the 1st and 3rd Saturday of each month, quite the spectacle could be seen at night in the parking lot there of. On these nights, a phenomenon known as a LARP could be seen taking place there. Over 80 people coming together, one hobby in mind. To play in the World of Darkness.
One of these people, a slim little man known as Elmo (no real names, to protect the innocent and all.) created one such a creature. One that would go down in history, local and abroad to thoes in the know. This, my friends, was the creature known as Tillulia Thunderpussy.
Now, Tillulia was not your typical creature of the night. Among the Vampires, Werewolves, will working Magi, Hunters, and even a single Mummy, the Fae truly stood out. Among these Fair Folk, that was where Tillulia called home. Now, for thoes that do not know, the Fae survive on imagination for lack of a better term. Glamour they call it. The stuff of dreams, literally.
Tillulia was from the Kith (Family, like clans or tribes) of Troll's. Troll's are quite the proud people mind you, and some of them love to fight. They have Titan's strength. And they are big. And usually blue. As in skin color, not in attitude. The difference tho, is Tillulia was a cross dresser. Now I know, I know, it is a bit of a shock. The idea of an 8 foot tall blue skinned person that could bench press most compact cars in a dress and a wig might mess with some folks, but Tillulia actually pulled it off quite well.
I think my favorite thing tho, is the nickname we had for Tillulia. One night, we all had a gathering. Yes, all of us. Leeches, puppies, faries... all of us. Save for the Hunters, cause, well... fuck them. But when the Prince walked in, a Toreador none the less, he spied Tillulia standing there, in her armor (did I mention she was a Knight of the local Fae leader?) he spied Tillulia standing there, looking "AB FAB!!" as the Prince put it, he walked right up to Tillulia, slapped him on the ass and proclaimed admist all of the supernaturals of the city "I swear Tilly, I could just eat you up!!"
And this is why our Quarter master will, forever live in my mind's eye, be an 8 foot tall blue skinned cross dressing Troll.
Ooh, and did I mention Tillulia's weapon of choice? It was a 3 foot long double ended dildo... that smacked for agg. Don't ask.
